'Merica Labz

STARS 'N PIPES

Regular price $39.99

Description:

HIGH EXPLOSIVE PUMP AGENT

Few things scream 'Merica - or freedom - like crushing a workout while wearing a pair of American flag sweatpants and a bald eagle bandana. Considering that's your everyday workout attire, that essentially makes you a freedom fighter, son. And freedom fighters can't contribute to the fight for freedom with a couple of puny small arms - they need the KABOOM! Big munitions.


Well, freedom fighter, meet your best weapon in the fight against skinny arms: Stars 'N Pipes, a stim-free explosive pump agent fit for a real 'Merican hero. Stars 'N Pipes is like mixing a couple hundred lbs of TNT with Bruce Willis from Die Hard, throwing some fruit in there, and putting it all in a powder. Yeah...it's that good.

Every product is unique, just like you. If you're looking for a product that fits the mold of your life, the STARS 'N PIPES is for you.

Inventory Last Updated: May 31, 2020