Patriots Whey

Regular price $64.99 Sale price $51.99

Description

THE REVOLUTIONARY'S PROTEIN

It's often said that George Washington could not tell a lie. In the spirit of Ol’ Georgie Boy, neither can we: Patriot’ s Whey is the best-tasting protein this side of the Revolutionary War.


Seriously. It’ s as if we traveled back in time to your grandma’ s house in 1986, sat in on your family BBQ, bottled all the delicious desserts, and came back to the present with the formula intact. That’ s why we call it the Revolutionary’ s Protein: because it’ s so damn tasty that it’ s revolutionary


This ain’ t your dad’ s protein – the one that tastes like George’ s wooden teeth. This is good ol’ fashioned American exceptionalism bottled and packed into deliciousness.

Imagine if you could be satisfied and content with your purchase. That can very much be your reality with the Patriots Whey.

Inventory Last Updated: Jan 28, 2020